Berlusconi, Sarkozy and Sócrates went for a job interview in Brussels.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English, with three main words: "GREEN", "PINK" and "YELLOW".
Berlusconi was the first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK Day."
Sarkozy was the next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in the evening I watch the PINK panther on TV."
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone GREEN... GREEN... GREEN..., I PINK up the phone and I say: YELLOW!"